I just got robbed at the petrol station. It's getting real bad over here. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it."It was pump #5." I replied.

Aplodeerige narrile,
kelle ülesandeks on teie meelt lahutada.
Tema tegevuste virrvarrile
järgneb soov saada nahutada.

"Mul on ju midagi viga?"
küsid sa naerdes.
"Jah on, mu kallis sõber."
vastan tõsimeeli.